Dec 18, · A: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire " 8) The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas. See more funny Christmas stories Adult Christmas Quotes: 'Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!' Ogden Nash 'Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveller back to his own fireside and quiet home!' Charles Dickens.
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Sep 15, · Funny Christmas Quotes 1. “I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow.